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    June 20

    绝对伤心榜

     

    绝对伤心榜第六名—— 伤心指数7.5
      
        男:“我一直就拿你当妹妹看啊?~”
      
        分析:此言一出,女子必将胸闷百倍,轻则强颜欢笑一天,重则心烦气躁数周。

     

    绝对伤心榜第五名—— 伤心指数8
      
        男:“因为你长得太像她了。。。”
      
        分析:此言一出,女子必将胸闷千万倍,轻则一个耳光后扬长而去,重则伺机报复。
      

    绝对伤心榜第四名—— 伤心指数8.5
      
        男:“那天我喝醉了,其它的我不知道~~~”
      
        分析:此言一出,女子心如刀绞,轻则无奈伤心离去心中留下永久疤痕,重则让你一辈子没好日子过!
      

    绝对伤心榜第三名—— 伤心指数9
      
        男:“我只是想做个试验,别告诉我你当真了?”
      
        分析:此言一出,女子痛不欲生,轻则虐待自己肉身,重则严重虐待对方肉身!!!
      
        请谨慎使用!!!
      

    绝对伤心榜第二名—— 伤心指数9.5
      
        男:“这是。。。你的——咪咪???”
      
    分析:此言可大可小,轻则一笑而过,重则让你做中国最后一个太监,若无绝对把握,请严防说漏!!!!!

      

    绝对伤心榜第一名!!!!!———— 伤心指数10

    男:“你肚里的孩子.........真的是我的吗?"


    分析:此言一出。。。。。必有血光之灾!!!轻则伤一命,重则三命及以上,后果不堪设想!!!但我想一
    般还留有一丁点良知的男人都不会那么找死,请千万千万不要模仿电影电视胡乱开口!!!!!!!!!!!

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